Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
