She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I think i got beer on your cat.
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