So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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