belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize
