You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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