That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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