I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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