What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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