i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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