We named our party play list daddy issues
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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