thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Randomize
