she looked like the before picture.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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