and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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