Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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