i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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