Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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