I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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