weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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