one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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