It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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