wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize
