What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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