So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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