On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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