mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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