We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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