How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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