I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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