her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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