I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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