i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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