that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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