These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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