so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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