Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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