They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
did i just pee glitter
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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