I murdered the dance floor call the cops
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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