He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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