Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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