I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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