Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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