so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
there's paper in my vomit.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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