either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
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