Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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