Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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