We're facebook friends in real life
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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