What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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