if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There r osticjed everywhere
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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