i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Randomize
