So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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